Some people say they’d do anything for the people they love. Cat people know better. When the zombie apocalypse hits, priorities matter—and if it comes down to you or the cat, well… it was nice knowing you.
The “I Would Push You in Front of Zombies to Save My Cat” Sweatshirt combines horror-movie chaos, dramatic feline loyalty, and exactly the kind of questionable decision-making we fully support here at Twisty Kitty. The bold distressed artwork features a terrified cat, approaching zombies, and a message that leaves absolutely no doubt where you stand.
Perfect for chilly nights, horror fans, Halloween season, or simply warning friends and family where they rank in the emergency evacuation plan.
Why you’ll love it:
- Hilariously dark cat-lover humor
- Bold zombie-apocalypse artwork
- Distressed vintage horror-poster styling
- Cozy sweatshirt for cool weather and spooky season
- Great for cat lovers, horror fans, and people with very clear priorities
- A fun gift for anyone who would absolutely save the cat first
Because when the undead start shuffling toward you, there are only two questions:
Where’s my cat? And how fast can you run?
Product features
- 50/50 NuBlend® pre-shrunk fleece (medium-heavy, 8 oz) for warmth and durability
- Quarter-turned to remove center crease for a cleaner look
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and hem with spandex for stretch and shape retention
- Double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting construction
- Regular fit with tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 |
| Length, in | 27.0 | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 | 38.5 | 39.0 |